and so our beloved cucumber has thus expanded(:

Sunday, December 31, 2006 .

another year, another term.

i'm glad to still have you two..

its not about the memories any more,

but what this new year can hold for us.

anymore spelling mistakes, my apologises.

it has become my second nature.

all the fun we had in 2006

i look forward to having it again in 2007.

the letter writing, the house-hopping (kq's turn next!)

i couldn't count the number of times i smiled

i'm sure you guys couldn't too.

precious are the smiles, the memories, and you two,

to me.

its the final year of cedar.

we might go in seperate ways at the end.

so we better make the best out of this.

i can only remember vaguely the year 2004, 2005

i can remember sitting at the track talking to kq, waiting for our track friends.

i can remember (only) anan at cca meetings. =)

but as our friendship grew with leaps and bounds this year,

(like taufik's mastery of english)

i just wanna say...

thanks for being a part of my special year,

thanks for being yourselves,

and

thanks for helping me discover myself for who i am.

if friendship could be repaid.

i am severely indebted.

but i like it. =)

8) at 5:50 PM ------ .

hello LARRY blog (8
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

i love this year's new yeeear! :D and i know anan knows why exactly! anyhows, new year dedications first (:

ANAN!
i'll never forget the times we have together: from watching our first NC16 movie together, to watching silly mvs featuring ^nosed hanjin, to adding tens of lovers to joy's never-ending lover list, and not to forget our silly evolution obsessions (from individuals to occupations to BUCKETS! HEH.).

JOY!
you silly woman, never fail to make me laugh and snort and everything you do (: like your super stupendous spelling errors (SPORRY! and EXCESS!), and your huge huge collection of lovers (from WEGEtables to twigs to animals, HEH), and your CACKLING! :D your silly and contagious cackle! at least you dont snort (:

the two of you! thank you for being there for me whenever i need you two :D

the memories we had together in TP, stealing postcards, and recording silly videos with my phone;
the memories we had in joy's house, going crazy over bennii and nicolo, and watching how jl flips his hair from top to bottom, bottom to top;
the memories we had in the YAM/MAY camp, acting out joy's whole life on stage, and worrying about picolos and larry ghosts in the middle of the night :D

the memories we have in this larry blog, impersonating larry and nicolo, and a million more lovers tagging and blogging dedications to joy :D laughing at every spelling mistake we make, such as KIQI and AMAM, and the most famous BIRD BEST FERN :D and not to forget, crying and laughing, laughing and crying, at all the silly things we invent for this blog (:

i know that one day, when i turn back and recall all our silliness together when we were just 15, i'll laugh at how insane we were at that time, going crazy over larries and snorts and stupendous spelling mistakes. and i'll laugh at all our silly private jokes that no one except for the three of us understand (:

but most of all, i'll smile and feel thankful that i once had two very, very special people in my life, who came into my life and left upon my heart the most wonderful memories a friend can ever leave behind :D

i love you two LOADS and LOADS :D LARRYLOADS!

shall blog about the joshua conversation another day, bit tired after blogging for so long tonight :D HAPPY NEW YEAR ONCE MORE EVERYONE! (:

-kaiqi!

and joy! i cant wait to hear your CACKLING! :D i miss it already!!

8) at 10:05 AM ------ Wednesday, December 27, 2006 .

i read our posts and our tags, and remember our silly days,
and i feel like crying too):

ayes. guess its how well we remember and
keep those memories alive that count.
no point crying right(:

so JOY! cheer up, must live up to your name k.
don't miss us is KL, even though we are already missing you like mad!

sigh.
infact, i think i'm starting to miss everyone):

oh shucks. this is such a sad and depressing post.
sorry everyone!

LARRY 8) says:
maybe anan's having the post-christmas blues. 8)

oh larry, wth.

-anan

8) at 11:35 PM ------ Tuesday, December 26, 2006 .

sometimes, i wonder why woodbridge hasn't caught us
and brought us into its wards. :)

ANYHOWS(:

KAIQI! why oh why are you so silly!
WHAT GREEN HEART this GREEN HEART that. AHYOHS-
i kept snorting at the whole christmas edition of our tags(:
so silly! SNORT; SNORT! :<) by the way, i have a christmas limited edition of larry smiley:

@~<8d

haha, very long smiley, but i like :D

OHWELLS-

i still want to TSK joy okay (ehs. not salute ah)
for having SO MANY lovers, i wonder why the ministry of families
or sth like that go catch joy for breaking so many
people's multi-coloured hearts.
like GREEN ones.

okays. thats about it-
till next time, see yous!

AnAn`

P.S. MERRY CHRISTMAS ONCE MORE! :D

8) at 4:37 PM ------ Sunday, December 24, 2006 .

okay!
while im at it, i shall post some of the more hilarious tags that both anan and i tagged over the past two hours, in celebration of the arrival of christmas! 8)

BLUE = anan's tags
GREEN = kq's tags :D

JOY(fake one): HAHHAHHA. OMG, TUNA PIZZA, GARLICE BREAD, I MISSED YOU SO! oh, the delicioussooo!
anan(: of course, i made no mistake imposing as joy. got GARLICE one.

MAIHUMS:D: MERRI CHRISTTMUS! the joy way (:

TWOG!: MERRY CHRISTMAS JOY! ACCEPT ME PLEASE!
kaiqi!: HAHAHAHA OMG SORRY! due to my stupendous sp mistakes, TWIG became TWOG, HAHAH!

MARCUS!: MUACKS JOY! MYY LIPS HAVE SUCTION PADS, THEY STICK LIKE GLUE! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

BATTERIES (SCHOOL ONE): MEE TOOOOO! ANYWAYS--- MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
BATTERIES (SCHOOL ONE): while i'm stuck in the stinking school cupboard, pei-ing the larry ghost on a nice christmas day
BATTERIES (SCHOOL ONE): while i'm stuck in the stinking school cupboard, pei-ing the larry ghost on a nice christmas day
BATTERIES (SCHOOL ONE): while i'm stuck in the stinking school cupboard, pei-ing the larry ghost on a nice christmas day
BATTERIES (SCHOOL ONE): oh shucks

KIQI!: JOY! CAN I MARRY YOU TOO! ON CHRISTMAS DAY, VERY SPECIAL ONE!
kaiqi!: CHIA ANAN! YOUR HEAD AH, HAHAHAHA!
chia AMAM!: JOY! CAN I HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH YOU TOO! BEHIND KIQI'S BACK, I DONT MIND! VERY ROMANTIC, DONT YOU THINK!

LARRY!: JOY! YOU'RE UNFORGIVABLE! HOW CAN YOU COLLECT SO MANY LOVERS STILL, EVEN ON CHRISTMAS DAY!
LARRY!: YOU BROKE MY GREEN HEART!
FAKE JOY!: LARRY DEAREST! DIDN"T WE HAVE A SECREEET DINNER YTD, AT MY BALCONY, CANDLELLIT SOMMROE! DIDN"T YOU ALRD ENJOY THAT!
FAKE JOY!: PLUS WE'RE NOT SUPOOSED TO SAY IT OUT! SSSSH!
anan(: orhor, fake joy!

MIZHA!: DESPERADO YISHUN, WHY DON'T YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES!?
REAL kaiqi!: mizha shut up lah! you damn noisy!

TISHUN: hello guys! i'm yishun's bro(:
TISSUE: hello guys, i'm yishun and tishun's bro
PAPER!: hello guys, im tissue's twin
PAPER!: and ive always secretly admired anan from afar 8) anan will you marry me!
BOX!: i have always admired kaiqi too.. i was in the same kindergarten as her you know!

HAHAHA! i think we're seriously STUPENDOUSLY SILLY! 8) MERRY CHRISTMAS once again to everyone!

LOVE,
kaiqi!

i think the word STUPENDOUS is so cute!

STUPENDOUS!
STUPENDOUS!
STUPENDOUS!!

hohos :D

8) at 9:50 AM ------ .

JOY!

how can you break my heart, on christmas day somemore! ): you INCORRIGIBLE & UNFORGIVABLE thing! im STUPENDOUSLY SHOCKED! even while you're away in KL, you go around collecting lovers in singapore! >8O i wont be surprised even if you come back from kl with one whole collection of new lovers! im so disappointed in you!

THEREFORE, JOY! I HAVE GIVEN UP ALL HOPE ON YOU AND YOUR FLIRATIOUS WAYS! TSK! i shall take all our larry kids away and leave you once and for all!

last christmas, i gave you my green heart
but the very next day, you gave it away
this year, to save me from tears
i'll give it to someone special 8)

and FYI, that MAM CF's green heart is FAKE one okay! only I, LARRY, have the authentic GREEN heart! 8(

-LARRY! >8(

8) at 9:06 AM ------ .

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
ESPECIALLY TO MY DEAREST KAIQI, AND JOY!

hey guys,
thanks so much for being such greeat company for this entire year;
of course not forgetting larry, and joy's MANY MANY other lovers :D

oh goodness, you guys really touched me in so many ways,
sometimes i wonder what i'll do without you all;
all the laughter. like joy's silly poses in the sentosa shutter bus;
on the hamster like thing; her hubby collection as a hobby;

from kaiqi, the funny stuff we would do; like collecting colgate-coloured straws from starbucks; during the ou-ing days. laughing like mad women in cinemas, before and after shows; pausing, zooming and looking at people's NOSTRILS! of all things(x

SIGH-
thank you guys, for bringing so much JOY into my life! :D
its amazing how we all click so well together, even though we are SO different. like eg. kq and i are not that flirtatious as joy.(:
hahaa, nah. just jk.

okay. let me show you an evidence of kq's weird computer:D

kaiqi- 8) says:
okay badck

kaiqi- 8) says:
dibt jbiw wgat ghappebed to my dcomp

kaiqi- 8) says:
OMG

^now THAT was seriously bad spelling errors. HEH-

OKAY THATS ABOUT IT!

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS, AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
even though its only like 5 days left. :/

-AnAn:D-

8) at 7:31 AM ------ .

MERRY CHRISTMAS ANAN & JOY & ALL OF JOY'S LOVERS! :)
may this christmas be filled with JOY & happiness! 8)

ohoh!
heres something that i chanced upon while looking through my old photos. something that is VERY relevant to joy...

STUPENDOUS SPELLING ERRORS! 8)

got FOLKS (:

and KNIEVES!

and TIM SUM!

haha i laugh! (: joy you've finally found your match ayes!

and these are some old and very silly photos of our first media outing together at the beach! :)

joy! you were screaming so much that the little boy turned and stared at you, hohos!

oh the caption for this photo on my comp is: JOY BROKE THIS TWIG :D

dont know which two crazy people, laughing so badly on the wheel huh!

the three of us screaming and laughing like mad, HAHA!

and this! A SUPER SILLY PHOTO OF JOY 8)

hahaha! okay im done! :) merry christmas once again to one and all! :)

muchloves,
KAIQI!

8) at 1:11 AM ------ Tuesday, December 19, 2006 .

kaiqi! you make me snort so much;
my nose feels like its going to drop off any moment! (x

thankfully, you edited the post, and made it ORIENTATION,
not some ORIENTEERING.

JOY!
ahhaha. i just typed JOY as KOY.
i think that bug is still biting me.
anyhows. i second joy's pro-ness(:
can't believe yishun actually two-times.
got wife already, still want joy.
must be joy's 100-timer bug.

KAIQI!
you are damn pro too! ahha, i salute you back.
for making that post so hilarious.
and for recording down all our sp errors. how snortable(:

KAIQI!
thank you for the bRue bRue colour! (:
and i know you desired that GREEN GREEN colour too.
so don't think i don't know- HEH! :D

KAIQI! and JOY!
two of you are so silly!
we should talk more over the computer online,
then i bet we can compile and make a new book:

LARRY AND THE STUPENDOUS SPELLING ERRORS 8)

meanwhile(:
i shall play my part and compile our emoticons first:

THE LARRY COLLECTION:

8D larry, as usual;

8) larry, locked in a retarded smile;

8O larry, on discovering how many hubbys joy already has;

THE LOVERS COLLECTION:

8D larry, of course, joy's first timer;

:)= painter, two strokes representing the paintbrushes;

<:) larrot, with his pointed body;

(:) lime, who is ever so round;

%) raymond cua, and his old-fashioned dressing;

:)* weekhiang, with his irritating flash and cameras;

:8) THK, whose nose is distinguishable from 1km away;

#:) TMP, whose frazzled hair never fails to flap in the wind;

:)\\ CCK, with the backward slashed rep. the track;

{:) mizha, the dome-shaped fellow;

:(i) JL, with his thick lips, and moles at the side;

~:) nicolo, brown, wavy and hairy.

<[:<0 hanjin, the chinese rapper;

-- branch, just a normal twig-like structure, only thicker;

() leaf, a fantastic eg. of lai4 ha2 ma3 xiang3 chi1 tian1 er2 rou4;

l leaf stalk. eh. sort of like a twig too;

[-] trunk, really thick and fat. twig-like as well;

==== root hairs, hairy, but attractive;

AND NOT FORGETTING,
LETS WELCOME THE NEWEST ADDITIONS (or so they thought) TO
THE LOVER COLLECTION:

:{l) Marcus
comments: lips of which are top-grade, top quality, more than qualified to be part of the collection.
QUALIFIED.

\\:) ManLok
comments: nice looking, but WARNING: may look fierce with a knife. and ANAN may just come after anyone with the intention of snatching him away. -stares hard at joy
UHM... NOT QUALIFIED.

$_$ Larry Jewelry
comments: too money faced. jewelry are not suited to a cucumber's taste. no use of green at all.
NOT QUALIFIED.

$:) Yishun
comments: sings well enough to go on a world tour. but already has a wife, and one kid. however, if he chooses to two-time, he is always welcomed to join the club.
QUALIFIED.

-~-~-~- Best Fern
comments: identity not clear enough. needs more documents to pass the test.
NOT QUALIFIED.

~00~ Larry Ghost
comments: looks decent enough. if only he doesn't fool around with other people from cedar, thats fine. should work harder at his first impressions though.
QUALIFIED.

okay. tests have been completed-

thats enough for one day. more test for more lovers another day!
MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!

`TA! :D

8) at 2:17 PM ------ Monday, December 18, 2006 .

PAISEH!!!

MALU!!!!

EMBARRASSING!!!!!

but my skin is already very thick. =)

there was one time in sec1 i think. Ms Sebastian gave us a descriptive writing assignment on a wedding. she picked mine and photocopied for the class. then as she went through she pointed out my many spelling mistakes.

"how come so many i didn't noticed before??"

8) at 10:13 PM ------ .

okay :)
while anan is busy writing the ORIENTATION proposal and joy busy asking people about the thing, i shall make myself useful by blogging! 8)

joy! damn pro okay you, everytime you come online, you'll always manage to get new additions to your never-ending list of admirers! now even got yishun and manlok and marcus! I SALUTE YOU AH 8)

ohyah. dont know why, all three of us are bitten by the JOY'S SP ERROR bug today, keep typing wrongly throughout our whole convo and making the others snort! :D okay here goes, evidence of our SPELLING ERRORS!

JOYful matking PM = joy 8)
rock = anan :) (anan! i gave you the BLUE BLUE colour okay! :D)
kaiqi = me!

JOYful matking PM... says: (10:45:27 PM)
i send you the NESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
JOYful matking PM... says: (10:45:30 PM)
*BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

kaiqi- cutest (: says: (10:51:08 PM)
PATKING!
kaiqi- cutest (: says: (10:51:11 PM)
MATKING*
rock. ML! says: (10:51:26 PM)
HAHHA
PATKING!
rock. ML! says: (10:51:27 PM)
ahhahhahhahha

rock. ML! says: (10:44:45 PM)
np problems(:
rock. ML! says: (10:44:46 PM)
no*
rock. ML! says: (10:44:49 PM)
my gawd
rock. ML! says: (10:44:57 PM)
i'm starting to catch the bug too

JOYful matking PM... says: (11:16:00 PM)
KQ YOU MADE ME MAUGH
JOYful matking PM... says: (11:16:04 PM)
*LAUGH
JOYful matking PM... says: (11:16:07 PM)
HAHAHAHAHA
rock. ML! says: (11:16:07 PM)
MAUGH!

and then the BEST/NEST part that had me and anan snorting over the phone (x

JOYful matking PM... says: (11:14:21 PM)
EH
JOYful matking PM... says: (11:14:27 PM)
WRONG CONVO SPORRY
JOYful matking PM... says: (11:14:30 PM)
*SORRY
rock. ML! says: (11:15:19 PM)
spores ah!
rock. ML! says: (11:15:26 PM)
some new hubby ah
rock. ML! says: (11:15:37 PM)
like some ferns!
rock. ML! says: (11:15:47 PM)
bird NEST fern
kaiqi- cutest (: says: (11:16:21 PM)
ITS A BIRD BEST FERN

omg! im snorting like a pig while reading through the whole convo and joy's silly email! (: cant help but love the two of them, super silly lah! :) so i shall be nice to joy and not reveal her sp mistakes in the email :D which, honestly, are quite alot actually, HEH.

okay im off! happy holidays people! :D
-kaiqi

$:)

HAHA damn random!

8) at 7:37 AM ------ Tuesday, December 05, 2006 .

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

thank you Larry!! that post was so touching!!
(and hilarious.)
Made my day!!! HAHHAHAAHAHAH
i never knew cucumbers could write so well!!!
(do you take lit?)
well, seems like i've underastimated you!!!

from today onwards, let me be your shelter, your pillar of strength. may my turgid(sp?), green body be your protection, and may you find joy and assurance in my 8-shaped eyes. i promise you that no khiangs nor muipohs will succeed in breaking us up, for i will scare them away with one look from my 8) eyes.

>8(,
MACHO LARRY.

macho larry!!! you look like a red indian!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

8) at 10:36 PM ------ .

to all those mentioned in kaiqi's last post, as well as a few new additions like Mr Roothair, STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT JOY. she belongs to me and me alone only.

this is larry by the way. 8D

if i see y'all having ulterior motives about her again, im going to break you twigs and roothairs and carrots into pieces and munch you up. i can be very macho and ferocious one okay. dont try me.

>8(,
MACHO LARRY.

to JOY: NO FEAR. dont you worry bout all those people/woods/animals anymore. you have me :))

from today onwards, let me be your shelter, your pillar of strength. may my turgid(sp?), green body be your protection, and may you find joy and assurance in my 8-shaped eyes. i promise you that no khiangs nor muipohs will succeed in breaking us up, for i will scare them away with one look from my 8) eyes.

therefore, NO FEAR JOY. LARRY'S HERE 8)

and anan, salute until very fun hor! (x dont think i dont know that you'r trying to make use of this opportunity to salute! TSK.

8) at 12:13 AM ------ Monday, December 04, 2006 .

omg.
i officially salute JOY for being so generous, provide us with so many presents.
I DON'T MIND JL ACTUALLY. xD

and i salute KQ for being so organised,
keeping record of joy's suitors.

i salute myself, for not being so attractive,
for not having a scarily great amount of suitors.
thankyou(:

-AnAn:D-

8) at 11:35 PM ------ Saturday, December 02, 2006 .

kq your maths so bad ah
i will need TWENTY more hearts

and you know what, i give kq and anan your christmas presents

THE TWENTY desperate PEOPLE.

ahahah. now i deserve a salute, for giving up all my suitors.
i feel like that ivy lee person
like her, i have no interest in all the suitor(s)-the tree organisation
i'll keep my sole, beating heart for me and my beloved. =))

8) at 4:42 AM ------ .

WAH JOY.

i'll take back what i said about you needing an extra leg, an extra hand, and an extra heart. i think you need like, 10 hearts more or sth now. TSK.

got:
01. BRANCH
02. CCK
03. HADY
04. HANJIN
05. JL
06. LARROT
07. LARRY
08. LEAF
09. LEAF STALK
10. LIME
11. NICOLO
12. R. CUA
13. ROOTS
14. STUMPEE
15. THK
16. TMP
17. TREE SOCIETY PPL
18. TRUNK
19. TWIG
20. WEEKHIANG

wah. damn popular man! I SALUTE YOU AH (:

but stop breaking those poor people/animals/woods' hearts lah! you ah, always seduce this one, seduce that one, then dump them in the next second! next time if you dont want any, tell me or anan beforehand. we can take over you in their hearts! :D YAY!

-kaiqi :D

8) at 4:16 AM ------ .

hey guys. you know what.

i'm flattered, but not interested.

isn't that sad? yes i know. MUAHAHAHA.
but in any case, i don't have so much hearts and time for all you woody people.
ok, not so woody hady and jl.
i only have oneeeeeee
ps. jl, before you go out with anan, lose those dragon pants.
and if hady you have any with kuei du pat or muttons, BURN THEM.

8) at 4:08 AM ------ Friday, December 01, 2006 .

OH-

i don't know lahs :/

anyways. i tell you ah.
there is a photographer/stylist or something called LARRY okay!
ahah. i snorted when i saw that. xDDD-

OHWELLS.
hurry, lets go to your house;
eat ben nii's cooking;
and show you your surprise!
ahha, not to worry, its not another whole collection of hubbies for you((:

oh i got new smiley:

bespectabled larry/ myopic larry:

BD

8) at 12:50 AM ------